"EMOTIONAL DOUCHING" with LUCAS ZACHARY HAZLETT

Good Morning, Sodomites!

Zach Noe Towers

Comedy

4.9 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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You may know Lucas Zachary Hazlett from season 3 of Ramy, but did you know his favorite thing to do in the world is eat ass?!? Follow me on my socials: @ZachNoeTowers @GoodSodPod And check out my guest on socials @LucasZacharyHazlett ! Check out my Patreon: www.patreon.com/TowerBottom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello Tower Bottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Newee Towers. And this is a podcast about sex. But before we get to the good stuff, I must once again plug my upcoming pride shows. First up, June 18th, I will be in Dallas, Texas for the Legacy Cares event. Thursday, June 23rd, I'll be at Zanee's Nashville. Friday and Saturday, June 24th and 25th, I'll be at Zanis, downtown Chicago.
0:25.5	And then Sunday, June 26th, the gayest day of the year, I will be at the Milwaukee Improv Lab.
0:32.1	So grab a ticket and come see me do stand up.
0:36.1	Also, kind of hilarious story.
0:39.0	The first 10 minutes of this interview, I did not have my mic on.
0:44.2	So I've cut out the first 10 minutes.
0:46.6	It's still a lovely conversation with a wonderful guest.
0:49.7	I know you're going to love it.
0:50.8	So without any further ado, this is Emotional Douching with Lucas Zachary Haslett.
1:00.5	Mm, yeah, more. Give it to me.
1:05.5	Mm, yeah, more. Good morning, Somites with Zach Bowie Towers.
1:19.6	But then the second I shoot Darth Vader's like, you know what happens?
1:26.6	Dun, done, done, done, done, done.
1:29.6	I'm done.
1:30.5	I'm done.
1:31.6	Once you come, you are.
1:32.8	Once I come, my cock is like, and.
1:34.7	Bye.
1:35.1	Bye.
1:36.8	Same.
1:38.4	Great.
1:38.9	Have you always been that way?
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