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Have you ever experienced something too weird to tell anybody about?

Like when you feel like you'll be laughed out of the room if you tell someone?

Well, here it goes.

There was another boy in my class named Diego, who were both in the third grade at the time and he was somewhat my friend.

We used to play together during recess, but he always used to beat me at dodgeball and girls used to approach me to ask me about him, about who he liked.

I really didn't like that.

I remember thinking that maybe if I looked a little like him, I could get Joanne to notice me.

She was a girl for my class who always wore the widest shirts and never seemed to get them dirty.

She was sit with her knees close together and she smelled like green apple shampoo.

Obsessed much? Right. But hey, we were kids.

One day after school, one of my other friends told me that Joanne liked Diego.

At the time, I felt like my heart had just sank.

But that day, I started noticing some of the things I was able to do.

I got home.

My sister was staying after school for gardening club or something.

I had a key to the house so that I could get in while my dad got home.

To be honest, I didn't really feel anything that afternoon.

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