I'm the homeguard that knows a little bit about everything in everybody.

You know if you don't lie about that, right?

Lauren came in hot.

Okay, let's get it going.

I have sound effects y'all.

Yes, we are here.

Welcome. This is the first episode of the latest with lorne the rosa

which is a podcast where we are doing all the things so i'll be here as you guys have heard

in the trailer and me talk about every day monday through friday breaking down the latest

the hottest the trending trending in exclusive celebrity news and pop culture news.

Also, I'll be bringing you guys exclusives here.

So it'll be like a hear it here first, talk about a here first thing.

We'll be doing an extension of what you will also be seeing me do weekdays on the breakfast club right here.

Okay.

So this very first episode, you know, I just wanted to open it up with something very, you know, personal and near and dear in the headlines.

If you guys are listening to this, you're like, oh, wow, I'm so excited for her.

I've been watching her.

Or you're tuned in because you recently just, I don't know, began to learn to hate me or whatever the case may be because you think I stole justice job.

So we are going to talk about it right here, right now.

For the first time ever in my life, I wasn't reaching out to break the story.

I wasn't detailing the story. I wasn't

regurgitating a story. And in me talking about this today, it's not to conjure up anything or

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