Emo Leo with Matt Ryan

Taste of Taylor

Dear Media

237545, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Topics: Leo’s eye update, switching sides of the bed, making people take their shoes off at your house, the cleaning lady found Coley’s vibrator, Kim K. Blames ChatGPT for failing law exams, Jessie Eisenberg donating kidney to a stranger, Jelly Roll says he was treated like a criminal at Louis Vuitton, golfing at Citi Field

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0:00.0	Hey girl, hey, quick housekeeping for Taste of Taylor listeners.
0:05.0	Starting next week, only Monday episodes will be available for everyone to hear right here on your podcast app.
0:12.1	We are still daily, though, so moving forward, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday shows will be available exclusively on Patreon and they're all ad-free, just FYI.
0:22.5	Visit patreon.com slash TasterTaylor to subscribe.
0:25.7	Enjoy the show.
0:42.0	Hey girl, hey, welcome back to Taste of Taylor.
0:43.2	Today is Thursday.
0:47.2	And joining us today is Maddie Ryan 23.
0:48.2	Hey, boy, hey.
0:50.0	Hey, girl, hey, this is exciting.
0:52.9	I'm just flopping around week, days after day.
0:53.6	It doesn't matter.
0:54.9	I'm here for you. Doesn't matter. What's up is down and what's down is up. You know what I'm saying? You're wearing days after day. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
1:13.7	What's up is down and what's down is up. You know what I'm saying? You're wearing a pink sweatshirt and Leo has one eye. That is a good point. We are all fucked as well. I don't care. Leo, Leo man is sitting with you right now. I have to say, I know he's eyeless. He's only got one. But he looks, honestly, he looks like he's a wise man, like the Dosecchi's man.
1:14.5	He really does.
2:01.8	He is the... know he's eyeless, he's only got one, but he looks, honestly, he looks like he's a wise man, like the Dosaki's man. He really, he is one of the, uh, he's one of the leaders of the one-eyed commission of the Upper East Side. He's got, he's got a gang of puppies waiting to take their eyes out for him. They'll do anything to be with the man. But yeah, no, we just finally got him groomed because we weren't able to get him groomed after they dug his eye out of his head. Yes. I don't know why. All these stupid rules. And we- About healing and stuff. God, enough. You have no eye. Boo infection. How much worse can it get, you know? I mean, my God. It's like if I blew out my ACL again and I woke up and the doctor was like, hey, we cut your leg off. It's like Leo went to sleep with a painful eye and woke up without one. Question, do you think Leo knows?
2:02.8	I don't think he does.
2:05.9	Well, he can't see out of one side of his face.
2:09.4	So that is like a dead giveaway maybe for him.
2:11.7	But he also can't see.
2:13.4	Well, he can't because he doesn't have an eye.
2:18.0	But we did get him groomed and he has like a real emo over one eye. No, it looks like he's like all the small things.
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