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Emo Kid Thinks He’s a “SIGMA MALE” (Storytime)

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Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2023

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Emo Kid Thinks He’s a “SIGMA MALE” (Storytime)

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0:00.0

Today we got a story time of a cringy emo kid who literally believes that his stinkiness makes him a sigma male and extremely attractive.

0:09.0

If you're not prepared for one of the cringy stories of all time, then I don't know if you should watch this man. I really don't.

0:14.5

But if you are one of the few brave ones, sit back, relax, subscribe if you're new, leave a like in the video to claim you free nothing, and let's jump right into it, man.

0:21.8

So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted today's story, Liam.

0:24.9

So anyways, right, Liam was in class one day, and in this class, there's a kid who we're

0:29.6

going to call the emo kid.

0:30.7

So first of all, I want to make it really clear if you like dressing emo or whatever, I don't

0:34.2

care. If you like dressing all black, fine, fair, whatever. I don't really care. However, if you act like this emo kid, then maybe, maybe you want to reconsider some

0:44.1

things that you do. Because this emo kid, anyways, let me just give a description. Long black

0:49.5

hair. Everything's in black. Black nails, black shoes, whatever. That's that's a style whatever it's really how this

0:55.7

kid acts where it's uh becomes a little bit of a situation so anyways this all starts one day

1:00.7

when leum is in class and the emo kid normally sits in a different place but i guess today

1:04.9

decided to sit behind leum and now leum could immediately tell that the emo kid was sitting behind him

1:10.7

because um how do i put this politely?

1:13.6

Bro stank. That's the most polite way I can put it, dude. Yeah, so as soon as the kid sat behind him, Liam was like, oh, good heavens, boy!

1:21.0

Yeah, no, but, like, Liam could just tell that, like, there was a ominous presence behind him. Not because, like, he could physically, like, just tell.

1:28.7

He could smell it, bro.

1:30.2

He could smell the freaking emo kid.

1:31.7

I think it was, like, part of his, like, regiment was to add, like, no...

1:35.0

The thing is, right, he actually has a reason for not showering.

1:39.2

As you guys were about to...

1:40.8

Yes, you guys will about to hear.

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