Today we got a story of probably the cringiest emo kid on planet Earth.

This is probably one of the craziest stories I've received in a long time.

So sit back, relax, subscribe if you like stories, and let's call today's subscriber who sent in this story.

Let's call him Logan.

So Logan was in the seventh grade when this all went down.

And in Logan's class, there was an emo guy and an

emo girl. Yes, I'm in love with an emo girl type emo girl. And I'm just going to call them

emo girl and emo guy, because you guys know if I have like a billion names for people, I swap them.

And even if I have one name, I've even messed that up once before. My brain is very small.

But this all happened one day when the emo girl and an emo guy were at recess together, and basically

like Logan had recess for a very long time. I know a lot of people don't have recess past like fifth

grade, but Logan had it all the way through ninth grade, which is pretty cool.

So basically, right, the emo guy and the emo girl, every single day at recess would sit at this

bench, which kind of was like close enough to everyone else, but also far enough that they

weren't going to like get, I don't know, hit by someone on the swing or have to like interact

with people. And basically what they would do is they would sit on the bench together and they would be in each other's arms.

And they would be like, society.

No, but they would be like randomly cussing out kids and like literally some kid would walk by.

Let's call the kid Ben.

Little Ben over here.

Little Benny boy would walk by the emo girl and emo guy, right? I'm just going to call them the kid Ben. Little Ben over here, little Benny boy would walk by the emo girl and

the emo guy, right? I'm just going to call them the emo couple. And the emo couple would be like,

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