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Welcome. It's very kind. What a lovely way to start the day. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.

You see, you felt that joy? I'm not surprised. It was a beautiful day here in America because Donald Trump is out of the country. And he's on, what do we call it?

He's on a field trip. He's on a field trip to Asia. He's going to tear down the great wall,

put up a ballroom over there. He's, where is he, making stops in Japan, South Korea, and Malaysia, where he started the trip this weekend, and where the New York Times says he leaned into showmanship.

Okay, let's see what the New York Times considers the old razzle-dazzle.

Okay. Oh, come on.

He's ever the showman.

That little dance move is called toddler refusing to put on a sweater.

No, no, no, no.

I know we've moved on.

I know we've moved on.

How long ago was the last election?

But everyone thought Joe Biden was too old for a second term, and maybe he was.

But never once during his presidency did I have to show a video of him shuffling and swinging

his fists like a low-battery chucky cheese robot?

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