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You're Dead to Me

Emma of Normandy

You're Dead to Me

BBC

Comedy, History

4.711.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Dead Funny History: Emma of Normandy.

Join historian Greg Jenner for a fast-paced, funny and fascinating journey through the life of Emma of Normandy - twice Queen of England, mother of kings, and the medieval Kris Jenner of royal politics.

This episode of Dead Funny History is packed with jokes, sketches and sound effects that bring the past to life for families and Key Stage 2 learners. Emma’s story is full of twists, betrayals and Viking invasions. Born in Normandy around 985 CE, she married King Aethelred the Unready at just 17, became queen, and had three children including future king Edward the Confessor.

But when the Vikings invaded, Emma fled to France, only to return and marry the new Viking king, Cnut. That made her queen again, while Cnut was still married to someone else. Cue royal drama, competitive parenting, and a lot of people named Ælfgifu.

Emma’s life was a whirlwind of political alliances, family feuds and strategic marriages. She was exiled, had her treasures stolen, and saw her children fight for the throne. She even spread rumours to undermine her stepson Harold Harefoot, and helped her favourite son Harthacnut become king - only for him to dig up his half-brother’s body and throw it in a swamp.

Expect parodies, sketch comedy, and a quiz to test what you’ve learned. It’s history with heart, humour and high production value. Perfect for curious kids, families, and fans of You’re Dead To Me.

Written by Gabby Hutchinson Crouch, Athena Kugblenu and Dr Emma Nagouse Host: Greg Jenner Performers: Mali Ann Rees and John-Luke Roberts Producer: Dr Emma Nagouse Associate Producer: Gabby Hutchinson Crouch Audio Producer: Emma Weatherill Script Consultant: Professor Elizabeth Tyler Production Coordinator: Liz Tuohy Production Manager: Jo Kyle Sound Designer: Peregrine Andrews

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Hello and welcome to Dead Funny History.

0:41.0

I'm Greg Jenner.

0:41.9

I'm a historian and I want to tell you about someone cool.

0:45.7

Emma of Normandy, an incredibly important medieval woman who was Queen of England twice.

0:52.6

It's a story with more twists, betrayals and family drama than a

0:56.1

reality show. But it's also a story with so many cool names that I've actually got this

1:01.4

cool name claxon. Cool name. See? Now Emma was born around 985 CE in a place called the Duchy

1:10.0

of Normandy, now a northern bit of France.

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