Eminem Sucks, Part 1

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Yo, yo, yo, yo! What it is, homeys?! Y'all heard of this phenomenal rap star who rhymes all these insanely shocking things nobody else would dare to say and used to be a total killer on the freestyle battle rap scene? Yeah, bruh! The Emliest of Ems, Slim Shady!

Alright, just kidding. It's us. We're back. Just in time for Eminem to also be back with a new album, except what he's gonna do is try to keep pretending all that BS is true about his early career and what we're here to do is fill you in a whole lot of truth. This dude IS wack, WAS wack and will ALWAYS be wack. Don't believe it could possibly be true? Tune in here to the first of several episodes on the actual death of Slim Shady. When all is said and done you'll have no choice but to agree: Eminem sucks!

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0:00.0	Hi, contrived goofy song.
0:10.4	A business card.
0:12.4	Gove goofy song.
0:14.0	A business card.
0:15.0	It's a song that only works at the time.
0:18.0	It is not timeless music.
0:20.0	I think this is something we've said probably for many years in this podcast so many episodes the power of nostalgia in music
0:27.6	If you're nostalgic about Eminem you probably need to see a therapist.
0:33.2	If you hear that song and it just takes you back to someplace,
0:35.7	I don't really want to know what that place is.
0:37.5	It's probably no place good.
0:39.1	What is the difference between
0:41.1	my name is and that Jimmy Ray song are you Jimmy Ray are you Johnny Ray or
0:46.7	whatever giving any idea what I'm talking about okay no it was some song that was
0:50.8	like maybe made it halfway up the top 40 so it was on the radio
0:56.2	a little okay I don't even know the name of the artist who does it or like
1:00.5	Rico suave oh I remember that.
1:03.0	Just any of those hits where it's just the guy who it's his first single
1:07.0	and the whole single is just him telling you who he is.
1:10.0	That's right.
1:11.0	My name is this.
1:12.0	Rico Suave.
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