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And then on today's episode we have my dear friend Emily Wilson. I've known her for years. She tells this hilarious story that I was hoping she would tell about her time on the X factor. She was on that reality TV show years ago and it's so funny and it's so gay and you're just absolutely going to love it. She's a lot of great shows coming up in New York and L.A. So go check her out the real Emily Wilson. I think it's her handle on everything. All right guys. I hope you enjoy.

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best gift I've ever received has to be a bike when I was younger pedal bike. It was a sort of slick little row bike and I remember it was all like it was so it was all wrapped up. It was so obvious what it was obviously because nothing shaped like a bike and had a little ribbon on it. I was so guys. For that was a life changer and I'm still sort of big on cycling around my area now. So for that one change me a little joy in every sip with red carp now back at Starbucks.

When I was 15 I was on the X factor we get to top 17 and then the following week was the top 12 the first time America could vote and naturally we got voted off.

The first time America had a say and they immediately like scoop you out and they like take you to this other hotel. We've now known each other for a couple months. We're all budding pubescent children who want to be famous whose dreams just got crushed.

We are vulnerable we are horny a non penetrative orgy breaks out this is exactly what would happen in that situation. I know and it's like what can you be a little bummed if it didn't happen.

We're in the apartments we're having gay sex it's been a while it has my vagina close back up. I'm sorry to hear that.

What happened just a while since gay sex close back up but you know you know that you have a hymen with your hymen is complex. Yeah no it can't close up.

Okay. I was just I was curious about your hymen whether or not hymen still gone quick hymen check quick hymen check still gone.

I'm a check one two two fingers were good. Okay Emily thanks for being here. Thanks so much for having me I am so excited to be here. You're an old old friend of mine.

Yeah. And Kate. And Kate. Yeah. Mine first. You know what that is true. I'm not actually. We spent a lot of a lot of evenings open mics together.

Yes. Yes. The distant past. It's so funny. Sometimes people will comment on my TikTok.

You still doing mics at climate and then I hunt them down and I kill those people. Oh my god memories of that place are like the least favorite thing I could ever pop into my mind.

I like so trying to forget every experience. It's a mixed feeling for me. Yeah. That was the first time I ever saw you actually was at a climate like.

That's the only place anyone saw me. Yeah. For six years. Yeah. And then did you get banned? I got banned. I went out with the grates.

Yeah. Only the grates get banned from climate mics. You know the grates like people who scream slurs and yeah.

It was a weird combination of like really good comics and insane. Well any open mic is that's what makes me so scary and special.

Special is a good word. Yeah. Did we see the lady who performed her stand up at the AMC movie theater when the projector wasn't working?

No. You guys haven't seen it? No. Oh I'm gonna send it to you and you're gonna fucking jump off a cliff. It's the most cringy thing I've ever seen in my life.

She did it, Mikeless. Mikeless. She had got up and started doing it. Yeah. So the movie wasn't working.

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