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🗓️ 24 March 2014
⏱️ 63 minutes
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0:00.0 | Have you guys heard my news? I have a new sex gig. I'm not a porn star. It's better. |
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0:49.1 | and you're welcome. |
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1:49.1 | You as you know, these shows change your life and change your relationship, you should also sign up for our mailing list, go to sexstelling.com You know, I am not just making you great podcasts every week, I also have an amazing website and I don't want to even run, but we could give you blog posts every day that are really informative, it's all free, we've got videos, we've got blogs, we've just got interesting things going there and I think you'll like it, not only that, if you sign up for the mailing list, which you should, I will not spam you, I will not sell your name, but I will send you tips, |
2:19.1 | when you sign up, instantly, you get the five biggest mistakes you're making in bed, you can choose if you're a man or woman, and you know what, I know, we got to think we're perfect, it done, it says in bed, or God, it says in bed, but we've all turned to made a mistake here and there, so that might help you as well, and then I'll just send you a little letter every now and then a little email with some tips on it for better relationships and sex and maybe some discounts for your favorite stuff. Hey Anderson, great to be here with you tonight. This is a really big night. I literally big. Like literally big? |
2:49.1 | He's big. He's big. I was in the bathroom with him. Oh my God, you were. I love that you did some reconnaissance. Okay, so here's what's going on everyone. This is a first for sex with Emily. I've probably done about 2000 shows. And so I've just started Tinder. Have you all heard Tinder? It's a popular app, sleep in the nation. It's kind of started like Grindr was the gay app and everyone thought you meet people by geographies like, oh, that'll never work. Everyone hugs up. So Tinder isn't happy download for your smartphone. They're not my sponsor. Anderson, why me to make that clear? |
3:19.1 | I was in New York a few weeks ago saying, you're not on Tinder. And so all you do is you put in your, what you're like, it's very simple, which is why I think people like it. You put in your age range that you're looking for. You put in if you're looking for men or women and you look at how far away you want them to be. I don't want to be anywhere from. I only want to be eight miles away or less. So pictures show up at you know, then I put up a profile. I put up for pictures and a little bit about me. You're a little nervous right now. I am. You're a little bit nervous. I'm talking because my private. Okay, so the parts of the chase is. I did Tinder. |
3:49.1 | And I met this guy. And you see, so you have a match. If you like, so you see that these pictures come up, right, Anderson? I've never done to it because I'm married and it sucks. It doesn't suck that I'm married, but it sucks. It's technology. Right. So it's kind of fun because I'm, you know, I'm barely busy. I don't have a lot of time to date. It's kind of a game. So you just swipe like you basically look at the pictures. If you like them, is it like buying a car, though? Can you put in like what kind of like size? No, you can't put in like how tall and how much money? No, it's not like anything like match or those sites. |
4:19.1 | Which are also great. But it's just, you just literally put in age range and geographical proximity to you. And you don't put ethnicity. You don't put height. And then. So what happens is if you, you have an X and a heart. If you like someone, you press a heart. Now if they like you, eventually, let's not say they're swiping through and they like you, then it says you've got a match. And then it puts it in the right. Then you can get a message each other. But if you like someone and they don't like you, or if you're not matched, that means they didn't like you. It doesn't make sense. |
4:49.1 | It doesn't matter. So I had this guy that I liked and he liked me. We had a match. And he was funny. We just started messaging. And I said, I do this show every night. And I said, I, you know, he doesn't, I didn't tell him. I don't know anything about him. But just to make this clear is that he said to me, I recognize your picture. I knew is familiar. He had worked briefly. I did a reality show a few years ago. I'm Bravo. He briefly worked at the production company. And he recognized a picture from that. So we know. |
5:19.1 | It was called misadvised on Bravo. So he knows that about me. But I know nothing about him. All I know is his name is Chad. And that. So I said, uh-oh, when he said that. And he was funny. Like, I love funny. And we were texting. He said, what can you get together? Monday, Tuesday. I said, I'm doing a show, doing a show, doing a show, which is kind of all I do. And he said, what do I have to come on? We have to date on the show. And I thought to myself, that's a friggin' great idea. I've never had a blind date or a blind date on the sex of that match. |
5:49.1 | So let's do this. So I've never seen him. He's like a hidden in the room. Anderson Cena gave him a thumbs up. I did. He's a good guy. But he might have just put him put on, you know, I'm kind of like father. He's trying to impress you. Right. So I'm a little nervous. I guess I've never done a date with anyone. Well, on television. But this is real. Well, all, all curtains down. We've got some wine here too. Yeah, you're drinking. There's candles. There's actual your candles are lit in there. Smell. Tony candles, which smell. Have you ever smelled all of them? Three of them together? I just now when I live off really for you. |
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