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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Emily Maya Mills

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.48.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2014

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Emily Maya Mills makes it weird!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Now entering NERDIST.com

0:06.2

You make me with you make me with our yeah

0:11.4

You make me with you make me with our yeah

0:18.4

You make me with me at home

0:21.5

What's happening Weirdo's a great great great great

0:25.7

Episode with Emily my amels just one of my favorite people something that we

0:29.0

I realized after we wrapped up this episode, it was a perfect length and everything, but we never really got to just how hilarious Emily is.

0:36.0

She didn't obviously ask me to say those. I just realized we kind of skipped over the comedy thing.

0:41.0

Emily is such a fantastic stand-up, I love watching her perform, so if you get a chance to definitely go do it, do it.

0:49.0

And my show, The Pete Home Show, is going to be back February 24th. These are the plagues. You say, go to PeteHomes.com, and you'll get all the details that you need.

0:57.0

Any tour dates that will be added will also be on PeteHomes.com, and you can watch clips from the first seven weeks of that show in case you missed it.

1:05.0

But let's get to this wonderful episode with Emily. Our sponsor this week is stamps.com. The wonderful stamps.com.

1:12.0

If you haven't heard yet, posted rates are changing again, and you know what that means. The post office is going to be soon more crowded than usual.

1:20.0

Which is actually why I use stamps.com. You can buy and print official US Postage right from my desk using my own computer and printer.

1:29.0

Stamps.com always updates the postage rates for you automatically. And unlike those postage meter companies, stamps.com never charges a fee to do it.

1:38.0

So stamps.com, you always get the exact postage you need for any letter of package, the instant you need it. You never have to go to the post office again. How great is that?

1:48.0

I enjoy it. I haven't been to the post office in like six months. What I get to do now, stamps.com, send out merch to my fans, send packages home to the East Coast, send stuff to my friends in the Midwest.

2:00.0

I use stamps.com right from my desk. Right now, they have a special offer for you. When you use my name Pete at checkout, you get a no-risk trial plus $110 bonus offer, including a digital scale and up to $55 a free postage.

2:13.0

So don't wait. Go to stamps.com before you do anything else. Click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in Pete. That stamps.com. Enter Pete.

2:22.0

And now, enjoy Emily Mayamil's who's hilarious. You're going to like it. Yeah.

2:31.0

Oh, God. Would you sit here and look someone move the table slightly?

2:34.0

I'm doing what? For the new year?

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