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The Really Very Crunchy Podcast

Emily is IMPOSSIBLE to buy for…

The Really Very Crunchy Podcast

Emily & Jason Morrow

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Jason and Emily are in full holiday chaos mode and nothing is going according to the Hallmark script. Jason is trying (and failing) to figure out what to buy the woman who hates everything in the “Gifts for Her” section, while Emily has accidentally become the kind of person who takes Christmas parade floats a little too seriously. Somewhere between a live nativity that might just be in the wrong town and a very opinionated rant about what churches are doing with kids these days, they stumble into a surprisingly honest conversation about what actually makes the season feel holy, fun, and not completely unhinged. If you like your Christmas episodes cozy, unfiltered, and a little bit feral, this one is it. 00:00 Christmas Parade Float 08:33 Paducah is BIG TIME 14:44 Family money 15:24 Mayfield…not so big time… 16:37 Bethlehem is amazing! 17:40 Children’s church sure is something… 24:27 Bethlehem continued… 29:19 Emily’s germaphobeness… 35:50 Christmas shopping is hard. 49:02 Having the right tools Sponsors for this episode include: Voetberg Method Experience This month, use my code: CRUNCHY20 to get 20% off each month you’re subscribed. Get 20% off the  proprietary Voetberg Method Experience, where siblings can share lessons  and learn music in a way they’ll never forget, even when lessons stop. https://tinyurl.com/RVCNowThatWereFamily ——— Sweets Elderberry https://tinyurl.com/RVCSweetsElderberry ———  Wayfair Cozify your space with Wayfair’s curated collection of easy, affordable fall updates. https://tinyurl.com/RVCWayfair Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to the really very crunchy podcast with your hosts, Emily.

0:03.7

And Jason, Emily, the holidays are in full swing now.

0:09.0

Full swing.

0:11.0

And you're starting out.

0:13.1

I mean, spoiler alert, because videos coming later this week.

0:16.6

But, uh, wow.

0:18.9

Coming out swinging this Christmas, winning, winning the local Paducah Christmas

0:26.9

Parade float contest in the school category.

0:31.3

School category.

0:32.5

School category.

0:33.9

Is it, it's not homeschool category?

0:35.9

No, school category.

0:36.8

That includes a how many hundreds of people per class high school and then another high school and all the other elementary schools in the county?

0:48.0

Just saying that's thousands of kids.

0:51.4

That's thousands of people.

0:54.0

I don't know how many school floats there were.

0:55.8

That could have made a float.

0:58.3

There were at least three because I saw a first, second, and third.

1:01.6

I'm sure there were several.

1:04.5

But who won?

1:06.3

Forest Friends.

1:07.2

Forest Friends.

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