You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird.

You made it weird with feet, homes. What's happening, Rudolph? I want to give a mention to my new

stand-up special on HBO, Dirty Clean, Pete Holmes Cohen, Dirty Clean, which will be premiering

on HBO on December 15th. Please check that out. It was wonderful to have weirdos in the

audience. It's been wonderful to have weirdos in every audience as I've worked out this

material. I'm very, very proud of it. I hope you like it. Please tune in. Ratings do make

a difference. Obviously go to HBO, HBO go, HBO now, HBO go now, 1215, December 15th, Pete

Holmes, Dirty Clean. Please check it out. Also, this is Emily Heller, amazing comedian, amazing

writer, amazing performer and actress. Her stand-up album, Pasta, is out now. I sincerely

endorse it. I listened to it with Val. We laughed our butts off. Check it out now. Part

of it's on Spotify. All of it's on iTunes. The whole thing is hilarious. Check out Pasta

now. I have a Largo date. I haven't been doing much stand-up since the taping, but on December

12th, if you are in the Los Angeles area, I will be doing my monthly living at Largo

show. Go to Largo-LA.com for tickets and time for some pizza space. I don't know if you

guys know this. There's a new pizza pick that I'm very, very passionate about. Very excited

about it. It's called Kachava. Kachava is a plant-based superfood shake. It's like a mix,

nutrient-rich superfood shake mix. It's stupid to call it a mix. It's really like a meal

in 30 seconds. It's high in protein. 100% plant-based. It's got omega-3s from chia and

flax. I don't know if you guys listen to the Dr. Joel Ferman episode of this podcast.

It's a favorite of mine where we talk about the health benefits of chia and flax. It has

eight different superfruits. It has 17 greens and veggies. It's gluten-free. It's soy-free.

So here's the best part. It tastes amazing. Every protein, veggie plant-based that I've

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