Emily Heller Has Never Seen Boogie Nights
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 7 June 2022
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Jack, I'm seeing your business everywhere. Have you got a new marketing person or something? |
| 0:04.8 | You could say I've got a new secret weapon for print. Print? Oh, Vista print, right? That's not a secret. |
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| 0:17.7 | Yeah, I got business cards, stickers, t-shirts, booklets, signage, even photo books from my last holiday. |
| 0:22.6 | Print everything for your business with VistaPrint. |
| 0:25.6 | If you need it, we print it at vesteprint.co. |
| 0:28.6 | . |
| 0:29.6 | Starbeans, |
| 0:30.6 | In a world, where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, |
| 0:40.5 | this is never seen it. |
| 0:45.0 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:52.0 | What is up, everybody? This has never seen it. I'm your host, Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where |
| 0:56.5 | comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before. On today's episode, the very funny |
| 1:02.1 | Emily Heller is here. Emily is just incredibly talented comedian. She is a writer for HBO's Barry. |
| 1:09.7 | And the best, just as great and as funny a person as there is, Emily has never seen |
| 1:14.1 | Boogie Nights, but she rewrote it. |
| 1:16.1 | And we read her Boogie Nights script. |
| 1:19.3 | I'm excited for this. |
| 1:21.2 | We were back on Zoom on this one. |
| 1:23.3 | This is before the studio open, just so you know, but we're, you know, we're back in |
| 1:26.3 | studio here going on out. Hopefully, safety know everything is touch and go what's touching go even mean |
| 1:34.3 | everything is touch and go you i don't know what that means but that's what what it is. Anyways, we're over Zoom. |
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