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🗓️ 11 November 2022
⏱️ 23 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, down here, up there. |
0:08.8 | Ever in the front, the back, balcony, way up top. |
0:13.7 | Out there, welcome to the Late Show. |
0:15.7 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:17.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, thank you, citizen. |
0:23.4 | It has been two days since the midterm elections, |
0:27.3 | and the big political story today |
0:29.7 | is that there is no political story today. |
0:34.0 | Because we still don't know. |
0:36.0 | We don't know the big questions yet. |
0:37.4 | That's all still hanging out there right now, right? |
0:39.6 | We don't know who controls the House or the Senate, |
0:42.6 | but results could come in at any time. |
0:44.7 | So CBS News has given me this midterms buzzer, OK? |
0:51.2 | And they promised, this will go off. |
0:53.5 | This will start vibrating. |
0:56.6 | As soon, yeah, we acquired this technology |
1:05.2 | from the Cheesecake Factory. |
1:08.2 | This will vibrate as soon as our democracy is ready, |
1:11.7 | or my jalapeno poppers, whichever comes first, |
1:16.3 | put that right in there. |
1:17.4 | Now, as of right now, Arizona and Nevada |
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