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I'm on a train.

I got kicked out to the poor people.

See, I'm in the middle of nowhere.

Since I'm going to Pittsburgh, I hope it's the right train.

We got coaching drama, boys.

Yeah, Roy Williams retires after 33 years as a Hall of Fame head coach.

Obviously, stunning news out of Chapel Hill and Chris Beard goes from one big 12 school to another in Texas, Texas.

But we definitely start with the Roy Williams news because that's significantly larger.

It seemed like there were rumors of it, at least within the inner circle the last few weeks.

But it's still crazy to digest.

It is crazy.

It's crazy that basketball never sleeps.

Maldives getting safety reminders to where it's seat belt on the fucking train and we're breaking down Roy Williams.

There was an article in June or July when I looked it up like possible replacement streak.

And it said like when Roy Williams finally hangs it up.

So did they know like ahead of time, you know, or like was this in the Carolina community just swept under the rug?

Maybe.

I mean, it's interesting because I mean, look, what is he 70 years old?

Let's at least talk about how 33 years is a little soft.

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