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I left my house just as the purge announcement commenced.

I started my van up just as the female announcer said,

Police, fire and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7 a.m.

when the purge concludes.

I took a moment to laugh about that.

Not all emergency medical services would be unavailable.

Taking my six-hour pistol out of my hip holster, I stuck it between my legs for easy access.

Safety on, so there was no risk of shooting myself in the junk.

As I pulled out of my driveway, I spotted one of my neighbors at his mailbox.

I came to a stop next to him, rolling down the window and talking to him through the bars

of fixed to the outside of my door.

Jacob, you better get your ass back inside.

You know what time it is?

Jacob, a grumpy old man who must have been pushing 90, sneered at me.

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