Emergency Press Conference: My Response...
The Benny Show
Benny Johnson
4.6 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | British gas have this thing. We call it home care. We'll fix all sorts and its unlimited repairs. |
| 0:06.0 | Expert engineers will solve the upset of boilers not boilering or taps that won't wet. |
| 0:12.0 | Electrics playing tricks or a pipe that's broke. We're there for everyone. Even blue furry folk. |
| 0:19.0 | Your home won't feel booby-trapped. It'll feel just like new. British gas taking care of things and looking after you. T's and C supply, excess options available per repair. Carlos Delgado. Excellent choice. Too bad I got him three rounds ago. It's still on the clock. Oh shit shit! You gotta do some. You're down the decky Matzui. |
| 0:38.3 | Just took my whole outfield. |
| 0:39.3 | Sorry, Charlie. |
| 0:40.3 | What is this? |
| 0:41.3 | What the f*** is this? |
| 0:43.3 | That's our fantasy baseball draft. |
| 0:46.3 | We said no wives. |
| 0:48.3 | I told you all about this. |
| 0:50.3 | Got Matsui. |
| 0:52.3 | Oh, shit. Hey, don't let the door hit you in the back. this. Got Matsui. |
| 0:55.6 | Shit. |
| 0:59.4 | Hey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out. |
| 1:00.8 | Come on, who's going? |
| 1:07.6 | Can we just laugh a little bit? |
| 1:09.5 | Can everyone calm down? |
| 1:13.6 | Can everybody just chill out for a second? Calm down. It's politics, okay? There's going to be things you agree with. There's going to be things you disagree with. Are you a three-time Trump voter? Enjoy the ride. |
| 1:25.6 | That's what I'm doing, man. |
| 1:27.6 | We cause a lot of drama on the internet. |
| 1:29.3 | We try to keep our nose clean, stay out of drama. |
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