Emergency Kumquat Hour w/ Furman and Jagged
Lil Stinkers
Mike Rainey
4.8 • 576 Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
It's just Furman and Jagged on this one. Remember when Garth hosted Wayne's World by himself? Check out the patreon episode if you wanna see an epic devil sticks demo.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | There's so much fucked up shit to get into. Well Stickers |
| 0:22.1 | Welcome back to Little Stakers, baby. |
| 0:27.0 | That's John Delcallo. |
| 0:29.5 | I'm Jake Matira. |
| 0:30.9 | Slap it down. |
| 0:32.1 | And over there, Mr. Wet and Juicy Jeff. |
| 0:34.5 | Hoo-hoo. |
| 0:35.1 | Yo. |
| 0:36.2 | Oh, here we are. |
| 0:37.5 | Yeah, we're doing it now. |
| 0:38.8 | We're live. |
| 0:39.6 | Ah! |
| 0:40.2 | On camera. And it's not shutting off. And camera's not shutting off. And we're in the basement day Jacob. That's right. Jakeman. Jake'sman. This is where I take all of my victims. The dryer fumes have been shut off, but when they got here, they were cooking. |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, when I approached the home, I was, uh, I didn't even have to open my eyes. He called 911. I could follow the scent of a dryer. Boy, oh boy, I like the sheets that you're using. I can tell, I can tell there's no static. There's no static whatsoever. Uh-uh. I'll tell you this, though, I mean, I don't know. |
| 1:14.2 | You don't know what you're going to tell me? |
| 1:15.4 | I don't know what I was going to tell you. That's because it's the fucking dryer fumes. It's a dry fumes. Coming back inside now. See that? Isn't it nice? Every which way the wind blows. Who cares about the news when you got dryer fumes to really just suck down down here? |
| 1:27.2 | That's what's going on. |
| 1:28.2 | You are watching the news. |
| 1:29.5 | You just can't pay attention on account of the fumes. |
| 1:31.3 | Oh, the fumes, I mean, I don't even know what happens. A closed caption turns on, and I think it's in Spanish. So I just, I really get confused. Sounds like you just have to set your television to it. You know? |
| 1:44.7 | Tomorrow. |
| 1:45.9 | Tomorrow. |
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