Emergency Jaylen Brown Trade Reaction + Timm Woods And The Return Of Dungeons And Dragons
Pardon My Take
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🗓️ 2 July 2026
⏱️ 178 minutes
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Before we get to Dungeons and Dragons Jaylen Brown has been traded to the Sixers and we give our live reaction while Max and Hank are on an island full of Max’s family/friends for his wedding. PFT went to the USMNT win last night (00:00:00-00:45:27). Then we’re back with Timm Woods and the return of Dungeons and Dragons
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take presented by Draft Kings, it's Dungeons & Dragons time. It is the eve of 4th of July, our 250th anniversary as a country. And we are on vacation, but we have a great episode because Tim Woods is back in studio. Absolutely. Nick Taranney is back in studio and we have quite, quite the dungeon and dragons with. I'll just say it, one of the best plot twists ever and it's a great, great show and it's all brought to you. This, this show is brought |
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| 4:06.0 | PFT. |
| 4:07.0 | Well, I was going to say it's, I don't think it is his worst, worst nightmare because they didn't give up Hugo or Baylor Shireman. So they hung on to both those guys, some silver lining on that one. And yeah, I was just thinking about the second that had happened, I was just thinking, oh my God. There's like a 99% chance that as Max is getting married, he's going to be thinking |
| 4:29.0 | about Hank. And Hank's going to be in the crowd, just like pissed off looking at him. It's this, the city of brotherly love island. So there's like nine, how many Dillentay brothers? There's like three Dillentay brothers and then a bunch of Dillent take cousins that are probably all just like ravenous sixers fans and Hank is just living through hell right now and I love it. Yeah, I actually think I almost sex a day when I was like you might it might be like a saving private Ryan situation where you have to go chopper him off of this island. Like you have to bring him back because he can't he handle this many Bing Bongs. And I told, I actually, hey, I have, because I'm such a dear friend of yours, I have a spin zone list for you later, but I did say to you right away, not having to like have a small talk with everyone, like have to do a different topic, a small talk with all these people that Max's in Max's life is actually kind of a bonus for you. You can just talk Jalen Brown with literally every single person at this wedding. I'm good. That's wrong. That's that's that's that's not a spin zone. That's that is no that's exactly what a spin zone is. That's exactly what a spin zone is over one on spin zone. Allson. All right, so where do you want to start, Max? You want to size your wedding? Is it, is it your wedding day? What are you saying? No, no, the wedding day, the wedding day is tomorrow. Max already got married. He already got married. Yeah, would we? Yeah. Would you say Hank? He said, you said where do we want to start? Hank just says I want to finish. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, he has gone back to Brad Sivin and said, hey, let's be adults. You try to trade me. It's all good. It's not going happen. And I think, if you've been trading for Yannis, that would have been awesome for you. Instead of you got traded for Paul George. Yeah, someone's coming. There's something going on here. I said it to Max on the boat yesterday. I was like, Jambron's getting traded. I could just feel it, I could feel it coming. The fact that he went to the Sixers, |
| 7:11.6 | like I cannot ride my head around it. It's so insane, so frustrating. I feel like the Paul Jorzing is, there's, they might be doing another trade, there's another move coming, but regardless, regardless of what this ends up doing for the Celtics with the picks, if they make another trade, you cannot trade Jalen Brown to your in division rival. That cannot happen. |
| 7:12.6 | Yeah. |
| 7:13.6 | That was a, that was a big moment for you to say the R word about the Sixers of the |
| 7:17.4 | Celtics. |
| 7:18.4 | Yeah, hard R. He hard R. |
| 7:19.4 | He hard R. |
| 7:20.4 | That was, you've, you've never looked at the Sixers as a rival. |
| 7:24.6 | They beat us to play offsets. that was you've you've never looked at the Sixers as a rival. Maybe that's the playoffs. That's true. That's very true. Hank, why are you on mute, P.A.T.? Why are you so quiet? Can you not hear me? No, you're telling me this, baby. He is 15 and have a red eye last night. Oh, I've been waiting just, I been awake for about 26 hours. I'm probably going to throw up at some point during this podcast. Hey, why did you do this now? Like why not last year if you're going to trade them? Or like in a week when we're not on vacation. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know why they didn't do that. I don't know why they took the offer that they did. I think there's reports that it was personal. I don't really know. They do not value Jalen Brown the way that I do or the way other fans do. I don't, they seem to think that Paul George can get you similar, which is like stats. It's analytics. I don't agree with, I've talked a lot of shit about Paul George. I don't think he's good. He's thinking he's old and he's a fucking dinosaur. But analytics people are saying that you can get similar production from Paul George. He only has another year left on his contract and then you can use that and get more assets next year, which you would not be able to do with Jim Brown. I don't believe that. I'm not gonna spin this positively. Oh, this is a good trade because of, and then just use analytics, but that's what analytics people are doing. Hey, okay, so here's something that happened, Hank. We found, I think we found the GM who sees Jalen Broud as the seventh best player on a team. It was Brad Stevens. Good one. That was a good one. Thanks, right. Hank, I have a question. Okay. PFT. He's got Hank on big hat, but you can't help yourself if I have it a great time. Did you see the fun stats though? This might be a spin zone for you. Jalen Brown has the second worst plus minus of any five time all star over the past 10 years. He's got actually a negative plus minus average. Also, the Celtics win more games without Jalen Brown than when he's playing. What? Yeah, the Celtics have won without, so last year with Jalen Brown, they won 66% of their games. Without them, they won 80%. Year before that, with Jalen Brown, they won 73% of their games. Withoutalen Brown they won 73% of their games |
| 10:06.2 | Without them they won 79. What's this? It's a sample size on these |
| 10:12.0 | Oh, well pick at this year was eight and two without Jalen Brown. Okay. Yeah |
| 10:16.3 | Yeah, that's 15 and four. Okay. Okay. That's okay. All right. I'll put it this way. There are his entire career |
| 10:24.2 | With Jalen Brown there are 263 and 131. That's 67%. Without Brown, there's 60 and 26, 70%. So you can help you better with them. Yeah. Big hat. Is it true that you left the bar last night because you were scared to talk to Max's brothers? I waited for Max to show up. He showed up and then I waited for his brothers to show up for like an hour. We were watching the, we were, I was trying to watch the soccer game as crazy as that sound. Hell yes. All that we were in was completely packed. The group we were with, no one was watching the game. I waited for like an hour for Double D to come down. |
| 11:06.6 | They were nowhere to be found. |
| 11:07.5 | And I went and watched Second Half in bed. |
| 11:09.2 | It was also we, so we're doing this book. I said, 8 a.m., I've been drinking for 13 straight hours. So. Okay, but I waited. I wanted to, I wanted to not even come out, But I waited for them to get back from the rehearsal dinner. |
| 11:22.5 | Max came back and then his brother's no show. |
| 11:25.5 | So that's not on me. |
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