This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, mystery hour with James O'Brien.

Oh, four minutes after 12.

It's your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction,

not ordinarily available anywhere else, on your radio dial.

A little bit of business to attend to first,

but I'll wait until the rousing music in the background has ended before I do that.

If you want to join in with Mishriat, the number you need remains 0345609773.

If you don't know what it is, I would ask you to trust me

when I tell you that it's all rather fun and jolly

and a welcome relief

from the seriousness that typifies most of our other conversations during the week and it solves

mysteries if there is something you need to know the answer to and you know that there must be an

answer then this could be the place where you get it give me a ring ask the question sit back like a

large cigar and wait for somebody else to

ring in with the answer to your question. And if you're minded to ring in with an answer to somebody

else's question, all I would remind you of is the simple fact that you're not allowed to look

anything up. It has to be knowledge that you are currently in possession of. Do do do. A couple of people

pointing out that we have eradicated

viruses in the past

or at least

you know vaccinatable if that's

a word vaccinable conditions

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