Maltesers salutes their mother lovers.

They can be your boss, your partner, your friend or, you know, yourself.

One thing we know is that every mum deserves a mother lover.

Find helpful tips for mums and mother lovers at mortises.co.uk.

Maltesers, less light in the load for working mums.

My childhood in a nutshell,

well, it all started in Northampton in the 80s.

I didn't even know I was in the closet,

but I did find George Michael in there.

My dad was the manager of the local football club,

but the only thing I was tackling was a good act of a Christie.

I don't know why I'm telling you about it.

They've only gone and turned it into a series.

So do yourself a favour and watch my awkward years in glorious technicala,

changing in screen free on ITVX.

Comedy is back in the building.

Warning, the savage nation contains adult language,

adult content, psychological nudity,

listener discretion is advised.

And now the world's most exciting podcast,

the savage nation, home of borders,

language, culture, and here he is.

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