Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host Dan Bon Gino.

You know, you ever see the movie Die Hard, you know one of the great Christmas movies of all time.

Come out to LA, we'll have a few laughs.

Come back from the RNCNC. You worked all week, double triple shows, take a break, relax, have a nice night.

No, we can't get anybody out of Milwaukee.

Everybody's stranded all over the country.

Geez in like a foreign land.

Geez, it might be on Mars, for all I know.

Justin try to drive back in an emergency to get back tonight.

He's got some fungus going on.

I'm like, don't give me the fungus.

I can't get sick this week.

Michael and Evita are stuck in the BFE somewhere that we don't even know how to get back.

This is like, and then I'm sitting out just like,

I'm like, okay, maybe I'm gonna get like a little workout in on the Sunday and chill.

I'm out back, get out of the sauna, sweating pools of sweat because I can't cool down because in Florida

it was actually cooler in the sauna than it was sitting outside.

And I get a text from my secret service buddy,

so what's next?

And I'm like, what do you mean?

He's like, dude, Biden just dropped out.

I'm like what the

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