Hello, Brexit casters. There is an absolute smorgasbord of Brexit news happening at the moment,

so we thought we'd be in touch a bit sooner than we normally are. I meant to actually do this

yesterday when Michel Barney published a big important Brexit document about the transition,

but it was a bit too tired. I couldn't even stay up to watch a whole episode of Star Trek

when I got home. So anyway, a little bit later than we would have liked to do it. Here is an

emergency Brexit cast. Brexit cast. Brexit cast. From BBC Five Life and BBC News. Brexit means Brexit.

Breaking up is hard. The people voted and they have to get on with it a process which I cannot

describe as a dog's Brexit. Brexit means Brexit, but what does Brexit mean? Yes, so welcome to this

emergency Brexit cast. It's all very exciting, isn't it? No, because it is an emergency

Brexit cast. I have not been able to summon the full regular cast of characters. However,

I have managed to track down Laura. OK, where are you and what are you doing? I am in a secret bit

of an airport just outside London where I am about to get on the plane to await the Prime Minister.

When she arrives, it's wheels up and we're off to China. You're off to China? I am. I'm going to

China. Not on my own. I'm just looking around at this marvellously grumpy bunch of people that I'm

sitting in amongst which can only be her Majesty's lobby, the finest Westminster Hacks. Do you

is it a special plane or a normal plane and do you get an inflight meal? It is May Force One.

OK, cool, the special government plane. It's a special government plane which is very exciting.

We are very privileged to travel on. It is not

luxe of luxe and just before anybody wonders, no, the BBC does not pay the extra money to sit

up front. We sit quite rightly, offering value for the licence fee with the in the cheap seats

at the back. Do you get to watch inflight movies? Only if you can download them yourself on your laptop.

Oh, so there isn't a screen on the seat? No, we've got lots of work to do and I've got lots of

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