Embrace Your Sloppy (w/ Michelle Buteau)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

The wonderful comedian Michelle Buteau (Always Be My Maybe, host of The Circle) discusses owning her sexuality, raising twins, being denied the ability to adopt kids, and so much more. Nicole and Michelle share their worst moments getting drunk on a plane, how the public keeps mistaking them for one another, and if having big tiddies makes it easier or harder to date For more Nicole Byer, check out her other podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964 Order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:17.7	Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:26.8	A podcast or a meaner cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single even though you could
0:35.3	slap my butt and kick me down the stairs, run down the stairs, pick me up,
0:41.9	slap me in the face and spit in my mouth.
0:46.6	These are getting worse and worse.
0:49.4	My guest today, oh boy, what a fucking treat.
0:54.9	She's got a special coming out and hour special coming out on Netflix.
0:58.8	She did the Netflix 15.
1:00.6	I believe it's called the stand-ups.
1:02.4	You better believe that she was on Aquafida Nores from Queens.
1:06.4	She did seven episodes of Bless the Hearts.
1:08.5	She stars on the first wives club on BT.
1:11.8	She was also an always be my maybe and a part that everyone loves.
1:16.0	She was in someone great.
1:17.5	You better believe she was an isn't it romantic?
1:20.0	She was on Russian doll.
1:22.1	She did a pilot called Hannah Royce's questionable choices that never aired.
1:27.8	Oh my god, yes!
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