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I'm Christopher Hodson Trot.

It's my name now.

Hello.

Christopher Hodson Trot. I'm Ross Hornby. I'm Christopher Hodson Trott. It's my name now. Hello. Christopher Hodson Trott. I'm Ross Hornby. Not Hodson, Horby. I don't add things to my names. I've already, I've got two syllables already. I think that's enough. I've got Christopher. Yeah, no one calls you Christopher. Why not? Because we've always called you trot. Anyway, he's this guy. My name's Alan J. Hoover, Scott. Superstank. Hoover Stank. Alex Smith. Um, although that really doesn't narrow it down, giving somebody my name. Alan. Alex Smith. You look, Alex Smith. That's easy. Oh, no. Stop you at border control. Yeah. Whoa. You'd have a plain name. I just swam over here. And no. They'd frisk you, wouldn't they? Probably. Especially, you know, certain countries now. Certain countries. Well, they don't like the looks of Alex Smith. Alex Smith.

Oh, who's this guy?

Alias.

Yeah. Just like John Smith over there. I hate that my name's John. John Smith. Don't name any children you have John. Because they're just going to have a terrible time. What about William? Is that the Pocahontas guy? yeah is i think, is John Smith is the Pocahontas guy.

Yeah.

Will Smith?

Will Smith?

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