Everyone has something that they didn't figure out until way too late in life. Okay. You know, like that little piggy who went to market. Wasn't going shopping for groceries that day. I don't like to think about it. Wait a minute, what happened? The piggy went to market. Yeah. Yeah, and then you had him for dinner. He wasn't using his rewards club card. Yeah. Oh, no. Or, yeah.

Why am I just now finding this out?

Just learn that.

It's not the piggy liked value savings.

Nope, the piggy went to market.

Like when a mechanic rotates the tires on your car, Alexis.

Doesn't mean they just spin them real fast.

It makes more sense my way.

Don't feel bad because there's a lot of clueless people out there.

And I know that because a recent survey asked people to share the things that they learned embarrassingly late in life.

I love these lists.

Some of the best, the funniest ones right here.

Let's get into them.

Number seven, that the porta potty doesn't somehow

magically know when a person is

inside. The sign only

changes to occupied when you physically

lock the door.

Yeah, duh.

Some person out there thought that it just

knew and changed to occupy.

Those are the people who get walked in on.

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