Email Roundup

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

It’s that time again. Tori and Gwenna dive into the inbox and the comment sections to see what you really want to talk about. From over-thinking (which we are professionals at) to bathing in children’s tears, we cover a lot of ground. We’re just following your lead here. We love email round ups because it always makes us feel a little less alone. A little less odd. A little more comforted that if we’re tired, at least that’s how everyone feels. Pre-order Gwenna’s new book (that’s more of not feeling quite so alone, overwhelmed, and confused because at least we all feel that way) Be sure to check out our other fantastic podcasts and other titles from Airwave Media! Founded Bibliophage Childproof is an Airwave Media podcast. To advertise on this podcast please email Advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Because I can't just do it.
0:01.8	I have to make it hard.
0:03.5	And then wonder why I'm burned out all the time.
0:06.0	It's Buddy's breakfast bar because we got it from the movie Elf.
0:08.4	Shut up.
0:11.0	Raising a well-behaved child in this world requires strict, disson and punishment.
0:15.5	Today we will look.
0:17.0	No, the fuck we will not.
0:30.6	Yeah. No, the fuck we will not. Hello and welcome to Childproof, an airwave media podcast.
0:34.7	I'm Tori Phantom.
0:35.9	And I'm Gwenalithland, And this episode goes out to all the
0:39.6	parents. All of them. And all of the people who aren't parents. Yeah. We get a gajabillion
0:48.9	emails a week, which we love. And at least half of them, so many of you, like, not just explain, you make us intimately
1:00.0	understand that you don't have kids.
1:02.7	You have no intention of having kids.
1:04.4	You don't think you ever want to bring kids into this world, but you still love us.
1:09.3	Yo, we, you don't have to be a parent to like this podcast.
1:13.4	I promise.
1:14.4	We're unoffended that non-parents are listening.
1:18.0	You don't have to apologize.
1:20.5	We're happy here, no matter what your status of children is.
1:25.3	But since we're talking about emails, we promised an email roundup. Let's do that. But first, let's start the timer. Do we have to? Yes. All right. So this first one comes from Crystal. Hi, Gwenna and Tori. I have been listening to the childproof podcast since the start, and I love it.
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