Elvis Deniers

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Hello Closeteers, do you believe in Elvis? Because we don't. That's right #InsideTheCloset is starting a new conspiracy theory: there was no Elvis. Priscila was a crisis actress. We're kidding, but we ARE answering your questions from Instagram. We learn about the unification of Italy, meeting murderers, and what snowballing is. Be sure to follow us on Instagram so you can send us questions, rate and subscribe on Apple podcast, and join our Patreon so you can watch our video podcasts and bonus content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sky Pines Avenue.
0:03.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane.
0:05.0	I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:07.0	Inside the closet.
0:09.0	Inside the closet, another episode.
0:12.0	Happy indigenous people day.
0:14.4	And to you as well.
0:16.3	And we were just talking about this because for those
0:19.4	who don't know, Italians somehow made Columbus day their day, even though Italy wasn't a country at that point, and he worked for Spain.
0:29.0	Right. He was part of like the something of Genovars or I don't even know.
0:33.0	Anyway, so Talon is like, he's our guy.
0:36.0	I was trying to write a joke about how it doesn't make sense because like,
0:41.0	obviously indigenous people are like,
0:43.0	hey could you not celebrate it?
0:45.0	Like he kind of murdered and
0:46.0	right all our people.
0:47.0	Yeah, he's not a good one of all the people that claim.
0:50.0	Right.
0:51.0	Because also too, like Italians can't wrap their minds around the fact that Columbus killed people and that
0:59.6	off if you eat at the Olive Garden.
1:04.0	Right, right. The humanity.
1:06.0	Like they can handle that you didn't have Nana's red sauce.
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