Elvira (a.k.a. Cassandra Peterson) is Yours Cruelly
Celebrity Memoir Book Club
HOOSWTABS Global LLC
4.6 • 6.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2021
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Cassandra Peterson is climbing out of your unpleasant dreams and onto the page with a memoir about the heyday of Hollywood and becoming Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. This week Ashley and Claire are surfing through top notch name drops while they learn the true meaning of success.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is Celebrity Memor Book Club. |
| 0:27.3 | The scariest spookiest podcast that reads Celebrity Memoirs. |
| 0:32.4 | Ashley, yes Claire. |
| 0:33.6 | What do we do here at Celebrity Memor Book Club? |
| 0:35.7 | Well, we read Celebrity Memoirs, but we're pretty convinced all these celebs are tricking us and so as a little treat. |
| 0:43.4 | We're here to analyze the shit out of them for you. |
| 0:46.0 | If you want directly what's on the page, well this is not the podcast for that. |
| 0:49.8 | You can go to the neighbor's house and have that mint here. |
| 0:52.9 | We're giving you sweet, sweet, sweet, so please don't haunt us with your one-star reviews. |
| 0:57.2 | If that is not what you're looking for. |
| 0:59.7 | If you are the idiot constable in Scooby-Doo, that's all a ghost and thought this ghost is the one haunting a hotel. |
| 1:05.9 | We unfortunately are the shaggy in the Scooby. |
| 1:08.5 | Take a mask off and finding out it was just the rich white guy down the street. |
| 1:12.2 | That's this podcast. |
| 1:13.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.4 | I hope you guys like our Halloween metaphors. |
| 1:16.2 | I think they made sense. |
| 1:17.6 | As a reminder, we did hit our 1000 review goal and we were so grateful and thankful. |
| 1:22.7 | We still adore the five star views. We're just going to be reading them at the end of the podcast now as a treat. |
| 1:27.7 | Claire. |
| 1:28.2 | Yes. |
| 1:28.4 | If you were to write a memoir, what would be the most haunted chapter? |
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