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🗓️ 12 March 2020
⏱️ 38 minutes
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0:00.0 | P-A-R-T-Y? |
0:03.0 | Because she's Elsa Maxwell. |
0:05.0 | It's Schmanners. Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband, |
0:35.0 | I'm your husband, who's Travis McElroy. |
0:36.0 | And I'm your wife host Teresa McElroy. |
0:38.0 | And you're listening to Schmanners. |
0:40.0 | It's extraordinary etiquette. |
0:41.0 | For ordinary occasions, hello, my dove. |
0:42.0 | Hello, dear. how are you yeah |
0:46.8 | surviving living every day is it weird to think that when people listen to this it will |
0:51.1 | be the future the future maybe we'll have jet packs and |
0:56.4 | self-driving cars why do you mention that and gluten-free bread what wait we have |
1:01.3 | gluten-free bread and self free bread. And I bet somewhere. |
1:05.0 | Where's my gosh darn jet pack? |
1:07.0 | That's what I've always said. |
1:08.0 | Where's my lorrodern jet pack, huh? |
1:11.0 | Now is that a jetpack that sounds like lorro or a jet pack that only Laura Dern can use? |
1:15.6 | Or one that she invented. |
1:17.2 | Oh, yes. |
1:19.0 | And if she did, if she did, okay listen, we have, I know her topic already, but if Laura Dern invented a jet bag and didn't call it a gosh darn jet bag, I'd be so mad. |
1:28.0 | Okay. So why am I talking about it? Well, because when people hear this, it will be like two weeks from now, and I'll be in the middle of some ocean or other on the cruise. |
1:39.0 | Oh boy. Yeah, and you will be here with the We Babby Dot, and I will be on the cruise with the toddler bebs, |
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