Doge has completely closed shop as a surprise to no one.

Everybody saw the public breakup of Canks and Elon Musk, where Elon Musk basically says Trump is right in the middle of the Epstein files.

Kylie put up the headline.

Reuters is reporting that U.S. President Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency

has disbanded with eight months left to its mandate, ending an initiative launched with fanfare

as a symbol of Trump's pledge to slash the government size, but which critics

say delivered few measurable savings. That doesn't exist. Office of personal management director

Scott Kupor told Reuters earlier this month when asked about Doge's status. You guys, it was

all a ruse from the very beginning. It was a transactional

agreement between two criminally minded parasites. And these parasites are Donald Trump and

Elon Musk. And these guys are not geniuses that created all of this shit. These guys are

are parasites who know how to fleece hardworking people and consolidate

wealth for themselves. These are not philanthropists. These are not big minds. These are con-artist

hustlers. And the agreement was as follows. Trump said, I need money or I'm going to go to prison.

And Elon Musk said, I need you to win or I'm going to go to prison. Okay, well, here's our deal, mutually

assured destruction. I'll give you $300 million if once you win, if you give me the keys

to all of these departments that are investigating me. And during the Biden administration,

Elon Musk and or his companies were under a multitude of investigations. Trump gave this criminal the keys, who then

goes into the federal government and shuts down all of these investigations into himself.

They don't like each other. It was transactional. They have mutually assured destruction.

And of course, this whole thing was a ruse. And here's what's so sad about this, Josh.

And Josh is subbing for pumps this week.

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