I am going to start the show by saying that I'm a stand-up comedian and I am on tour.

Winnie Cummings.com, you know what to do.

Hi. I know I'm dressed like Timothy Shalameh at camp today and my hair has big Jason Mamoa energy.

But it's just I want to get the podcast out on time. Here we are.

I don't talk about this person a lot, but it feels like it's time to talk about Alon Musk.

Because again, you know the things that bother most people don't really bother me, and the bees in my bonnet are always not everyone else's bees.

We're going to talk about Trump.

We're going to talk about a couple of things.

I'm going to answer a couple of the questions that you guys sent on Instagram. But so now I'm listening. It takes so much to get me to care about a person that's constantly doing insane things. Alamos got me. My interest is piqued. He had a kid with another gal and we just found out about it. This kind of

rocked my world because you know I'm obsessed with dorks and I love that this is how dorks

procreate. It's like it's like a mix of extreme narcissism and extreme low self-esteem. He's like, look, I know I could never

get you with my personality. So I'm just going to offer you a million bucks, you know, fly a rocket

with my sperm over to your place. And now I get to text you whenever I want. I mean, I guess actually

he's not really responding to her or something. Isn't that the latest thing? This girl, Ashley St. Clair, I think is her name.

I just, this guy is like, I'm just obsessed with his personal life because there is a level of shamelessness that is to be studied.

I mean, for, for eons to come, we will study.

This is a guy that was in an elevator with Amber Hurd when married to Johnny Depp.

It was in the trial.

And everyone just kept moving.

Like, no one thought that was weird.

No one thought it was weird that Johnny Depp was just with Amber Hurd having it.

Like, it wasn't tweeted about it no one talked about it.

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