This is the chainsaw for bureaucracy.

So that bizarre, pneumatic human mouth sound you just heard,

was President Elon shouting with masculine elation while we wielding a chainsaw gifted to him by anarcho-capitalist,

officially libertarian, Argentine President Javier Milley, in front of a cheering, sycophantic maga hoard

at the CPAC conference yesterday, February 20th.

CPAC is the Conservative Political action conference, an annual political

conference attended by conservative activists and officials from across the United States.

CPAC is hosted by the American Conservative Union, ACU. The first CPAC took place in 1974, and

according to their own website, CPAC has now kind of expanded with the

exhortation to CPAC in D.C. 2025, join the largest and most influential gathering of

conservatives in the world as we celebrate and get to work after winning back to presidency,

Senate, and keeping the House.

So that, in essence, is what CPAC is that conference.

Apologies for a couple of run-on sentences and the show notes.

Perhaps I'm being affected by watching deleted scenes from the movie Idiocracy in real time.

I'll endeavor to tighten up my grammar during this episode.

So yeah, CPAC was a clown show.

The most absurd, it usually is, but this is the most absurd one yet.

And yeah, we're going to talk about it, what it means for America.

So hello and welcome to Colonial Outcast, the anti-a-narco-capitalist, anti-ideocratic podcast that doesn't

yearn for the dissolution of the state only to have it replaced with systems of private property

enforced by private agencies, especially not ones owned by Elon Musk and Javier Malay.

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