Elon Musk Offers To Buy Twitter | Rosie Perez
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2022
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.5 | Hello there. |
| 0:06.0 | You're about to watch an episode of The Daily Show. |
| 0:09.2 | That means there's some news and some jokes on the way. |
| 0:12.5 | So if you like laughing and news, you're in the right f***ing place, honey. |
| 0:18.0 | Coming to you from New York City, we only sit in America. |
| 0:23.7 | It's The Daily Show. |
| 0:25.5 | Tonight, Elon Musk grows the Twitterbers, Jordan Klepper, |
| 0:31.3 | Fingers Florida, and Rosie Perez is here. |
| 0:35.5 | This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:39.5 | Thank you so much for tuning in. |
| 0:57.2 | Thank you for coming out in person. |
| 0:59.6 | Thank you so much for being here. |
| 1:01.6 | I appreciate you. |
| 1:03.4 | I like seeing human beings. |
| 1:05.2 | I'm so excited because tonight, tonight, we got Jordan Klepper. |
| 1:09.4 | He went down to Florida to CPAC, which is Republican and Comic Con. |
| 1:13.9 | So you know that's going to be interesting. |
| 1:15.7 | And on top of that, New York's very own. |
| 1:17.3 | Rosie Perez is going to be joining us. |
| 1:19.3 | That's going to be great. |
| 1:20.3 | We're talking about boxing and the flight attendant. |
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