Elon Crashes the Oval Office, Trump Pushes Gaza Takeover | Colman Domingo
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Jordan Klepper covers Trump pushing his Gaza takeover plan even further and the hypocrisy, conflicts of interest, and terrible "jokes" behind the most powerful unelected bureaucrat in D.C., Elon Musk.
Marco Rubio was not always the it-girl of D.C. With his humble Florida beginnings and perfect lack of moral integrity, he was able to sneak his way in with Trump's in-crowd. This is the Daily Showography of Marco Rubio narrated by Molly Ringwald.
Emmy-winning actor Colman Domingo joins to talk about his Oscar-nominated performance in the film “Sing Sing,” which is based on a real rehabilitation through the arts program at Sing Sing prison. He also discusses being co-chair of this year’s Met Gala and how to tell your personal story through style.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.7 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news. |
| 0:13.9 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Jordan Clebers. |
| 0:31.2 | Thank you. Jordan Clepper. Welcome to the other. |
| 0:32.4 | We have a lot to talk about tonight. |
| 0:35.8 | Trump gets romantic at the worst possible moment. |
| 0:39.3 | Marco Rubio has the ultimate glow-up, |
| 0:41.6 | and the White House celebrates, |
| 0:42.9 | Bring Your Elon to Work Day. |
| 0:44.9 | So, let's get into another installment |
| 0:47.4 | of the second coming of Donald J. Trump. |
| 0:57.3 | I'm going gonna come. |
| 1:04.3 | Yesterday was a busy day at the White House. |
| 1:08.5 | First, Trump met with the King of Jordan, the country, Jordan. |
| 1:11.1 | You're not the boss of me, King Abdullah II, okay? Of course, Trump invited the king to discuss his plan |
| 1:14.6 | to displace two million people and turn Gaza into the Atlantic City of the Middle East, |
| 1:19.6 | which sounds pretty clear cut to me, but apparently the nitpickers in the media still have questions. |
| 1:25.6 | You've said before that the U.S. would buy Gaza, |
| 1:28.3 | and today you just said, we're not going to buy Gaza. |
| 1:30.3 | We're not going to have to buy. |
| 1:32.3 | We're not going to buy anything. |
| 1:33.3 | We're going to have it, and we're going to keep it, |
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