Elliott is celebrating by himself. HELP HIM!

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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In this little Valleysnack, Elliott revels in having his dissertation finally approved by his committee. So pull up a chair, crack open some crack, and come chill for a bit why don't you? Is this episode chaotic? Yes. Is it all over the place? Sure is. Absolute Batman rules. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Incredible episode, Elliott. Thanks, Elliott.

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0:00.0	Well, hello, folks.
0:01.3	I'm celebrating.
0:02.7	Can you believe that?
0:03.5	I am celebrating. What am I celebrating? More on that later. But in the meantime, why don't you pull up a chair? You know what I mean? Crack open like I am, a little bit of a beer. Hey, why don't you crack open a joint? Why don't you crack open some crack for all I care? I ain't no snitch. Welcome to the Valleycast.
0:22.1	Don't feel like watching movies, so I'll watch people get them instead.
0:28.7	I don't know how it goes.
0:31.1	I think it starts with your show.
0:34.9	Yeah, no, I am, I am celebrating.
0:36.8	I'm celebrating because I was told to celebrate.
0:39.2	I'm by myself. My wife is in Australia, but I have been told by others that I should celebrate.
0:45.6	Other people I respect and who I believe have my best interest in mind. And so you're catching me
0:51.0	by myself, celebrating by myself.
0:55.9	And now you're here.
0:57.2	And thank you.
0:57.7	And I really appreciate that because we're going to dive into a lot today.
1:00.7	But before we do, I just want to say thank you to Joe Barretta for taking care of the podcast last week.
1:08.4	He did an excellent job.
1:09.7	He did yet another Jolo. I like to think of this is a Jolo. It's just old Elliot
1:14.2	on the on the download. So it's a bit of a Jolo also. And
1:21.1	and also thank you to Steve Zaragoza for taking care of the podcast two weeks
1:26.5	ago and for editing it per usual. Thank you to Steve. Thank you to Steve Zaragoza for taking care of the podcast two weeks ago and for editing it per usual.
1:29.9	Thank you to Steve.
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