Elliot's First Year: What Motherhood Taught Me - Ep. 14
just a little shady
Hailie Jade
4.8 • 833 Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome back to the podcast. This week we almost did no notes, but I thought of some |
| 0:10.5 | things that I wanted to share this episode. So we do have our notes out, our handy-dandy notebooks. |
| 0:16.6 | And we're going to be talking about a few things about what the first year of having a baby was like because Elliot is turning one. |
| 0:24.7 | And if you're watching this, he's probably one right now. |
| 0:28.2 | That's so true. |
| 0:29.1 | It's so crazy. |
| 0:30.0 | Oddly enough. |
| 0:30.9 | Yeah, I still can't fathom it. |
| 0:34.1 | I am so proud of myself and Evan, we kept a human baby alive for a year, which is a crazy |
| 0:42.8 | thing to do. |
| 0:43.9 | So I'm going to share some things that I saw online, but also that are just so true about |
| 0:50.6 | having a baby and like things that nobody really says to you before you have a baby and then when you hear them after you're like wait okay yeah that's so true also we're going to be talking still about a few shady things going on in pop culture and in the news a lot of this stuff went to the news which is shocking shocking. Usually I just see my stuff on TikTok, but not |
| 1:12.4 | typically. Not this time. And yeah, so let's get into this episode. First of all, Elliot is turning one |
| 1:19.3 | and to early celebrate. We took them to Rainforest Cafe. My dream. I've been asking Haley, I think, since before Elliot was born, if we could take him to |
| 1:32.0 | Rainforest Cafe. |
| 1:33.0 | And that dream has now come true. |
| 1:36.3 | Elliot has experienced the greatness of Rainforest Cafe. |
| 1:40.3 | And let me say, he was a champ there. |
| 1:43.3 | You would think that he was a regular at the rainforest because he |
| 1:46.6 | was so chill yeah I was very impressed he was he was not really that alarmed at any of the animals or |
| 1:55.5 | the rainstorm that I was nervous about I was and it happened so quickly like we had just like sat down at the booth barely sat down at the booth first rainstorm happened and he just he looked around but I was like I don't know you just never know like what they be scared like are they going to be nervous it was a fun |
| 2:18.8 | experience i think ultimately that fish tanks were his main he was into the fish he was interested in |
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