Elliot's Birth Story, Meatball Sandwiches and Jenna's Comedy Special

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2017

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Alison had a baby! Labor was long and dramatic and somewhat upsetting and then Elliot had to spend a few days in the NICU. This is that story. Plus catheters, balloons, unfavorable cervixes, epidurals, meconium, nurses, anesthesiologists who look like Larry Miller, butt stuff, meatball sandwiches and Jenna's new comedy special.

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0:00.0	And now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:05.8	Allison Rosen is the new best friend show tonight.
0:08.3	Allison welcome to guess.
0:10.0	She's a comedian also known as the Sultan of Suites, it's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:14.8	He's an IT professional also known as the Duke of Data, it's Alan Moss.
0:20.0	And he's a baby also known as the Prince of Poopy, it's Elliot Quants.
0:25.8	Chef Jeff is here to make baby formula for his cats.
0:28.8	I'm her husband Daniel, saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend,
0:33.1	Allison Rosen.
0:35.5	Allison Rosen, Allison, the new best friend, Allison, Allison, we've got good times to put
0:46.1	around.
0:47.1	Allison Rosen, we've got to dance again, Allison Rosen, Allison, you're new best friend.
0:58.1	Hello my little candy Valentine Hearts, it's me Allison, welcome to another exciting Thursday
1:03.3	show.
1:04.6	I would like to say hello to my guests.
1:06.6	Hello Jenna Kim Jones.
1:07.8	Hi, hello Alan.
1:09.3	Hello.
1:10.0	Hello Daniel.
1:10.8	Hi.
1:11.6	Hi Elliot.
1:12.6	Hey Jeff.
	...

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