Ellen Take Down (w/ Kevin T. Porter)

Doing Great With Vicky Vox

Vicky Vox

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Spirituality

4.8 • 607 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Today's guest is 29% more jazzed after speaking with Vicky and so can you! Podcaster, actor and comedian, Kevin T. Porter is here to tell you that "you need to have gas in your own tank." Meanwhile Vicky's advice for the day is "you need to fill up your own bucket in order to empty it." Take from that what you will and remember that quarantine is not a good time to try cocaine.

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0:00.0	Doing great.
0:08.4	Okay, let's start the show.
0:12.4	Hi.
0:13.6	Hello.
0:15.7	Hello.
0:16.0	Welcome to Doing Great with me, Vicki Vox.
0:19.8	On today's show, I'm very excited to get to know this good guest.
0:25.7	They come all the way from somewhere else.
0:28.0	They are here today to talk all kinds of things.
0:31.2	They just found out they're getting their cards read.
0:33.3	So this is going to be very exciting.
0:35.7	It is my pure pleasure to welcome on to the show, the actor, the comedian, the podcast, everything.
0:44.9	Also, the bring her down of Ellen.
0:49.5	Ladies and gentlemen and everybody inside and outside the gender lines welcome on to the show kevin t porty
0:57.5	oh my goodness gracious what vicky knows how to give an intro oh my goodness gracious what an honor to
1:05.9	be here i'm like 29 percent more jazz than i was 20 seconds ago you know that that's the job I really miss live shows when I could just yell at people and get them amped up about nothing. Oh, those were the days. I know. It's hard to hide people over Zoom or FaceTime, but it is possible, as we found out today. It is. Well, the thing is, so I used to be a teacher, okay, get this. Yes, I taught children a long time ago. But here's the thing. I learned. But really, the children taught you. You know, that's actually the truth. Because they taught me that if I would like them to meet me halfway, like, if I want them to give 100% of something, I'm only going to get 75%. So I got to give 200% to get them to even try. You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, which is also why I like cocaine. Oh, okay. Yeah, that also makes sense for cocaine. Now, should I try cocaine? Like, is now the time to try cocaine in quarantine? I'm going to go ahead with no. Okay.
2:01.3	I mean, you could.
2:03.6	I mean, it's always a good time to do some new things, but what are you going to do?
2:07.2	Climb your walls?
2:08.4	Like, what do you going to do?
2:10.3	I know the kind of the ceiling for activity is like, I'm going to really watch a show on Netflix now.
2:17.1	I'm going to watch you so hard. Yeah. I'm going to pay even more attention, yes. I mean, you know, you might get a little freaky-diki, and then you might, do you have a corn partner? Are you one of those? I do. I do have a corn partner, yes. I'm very proud of you. But just, it's a friend of mine who also
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