Ellen Degeneres is Seriously Kidding

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🗓️ 11 January 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

What’s the truth, Ellen? Certainly not this book. Ellen’s third book is about literally nothing but in this episode Claire and Ashley tear apart each page with a magnifying glass to find any shred of humanity. Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! This week we’re talking about Ellen blind items with Shannon McNamara a.k.a. Fluently Forward! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub New merch just dropped!! Shop the celebrity worm, worms don’t rat, and more: https://celebritymemoirbookclub.square.site/ Our next comedy show at Nicky’s Unisex is Thursday, January 13 at 7 pm!! Join the Facebook group to chat with the other worms! https://www.facebook.com/groups/cmbcwormhole Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is Celebrity Memoir Book Club.
0:24.5	We are recording face-to-face for the first time in truly weeks and Claire.
0:29.4	What is it that we're recording?
0:31.1	Brutal honesty.
0:32.7	Face-to-face, much like the Maria Abrama-Vitch.
0:35.3	Who?
0:36.3	Art exhibit.
0:37.3	When you're eye-to-eye, you must be your most honest self and what you're about to get
0:41.0	from here on out is honesty.
0:43.1	And I just want to say if you don't like honesty, if you're like a little bit of delusion
0:46.8	with your coffee in the morning, I advise you move on because we're not going to be so
0:51.1	sweet.
0:52.1	No, I don't even put sugar in my coffee because I'm a New Yorker bitch.
0:55.5	I put a little bit of milk because I am soft.
0:58.3	But this is not a milk podcast.
1:00.0	Well, I'm a milk girl, but this is not a milk podcast.
1:03.7	This is the tough stuff.
1:05.7	The strong juice.
1:07.0	The wake you up in the morning.
1:08.3	Snack you on your bottom.
1:09.7	This is the celery juice detox of the new year that's going to make you a better person
1:13.4	that you forget to continue in four days.
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