Ellen Degeneres is Seriously Kidding
Celebrity Memoir Book Club
HOOSWTABS Global LLC
4.6 • 6.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 January 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
What’s the truth, Ellen? Certainly not this book. Ellen’s third book is about literally nothing but in this episode Claire and Ashley tear apart each page with a magnifying glass to find any shred of humanity.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is Celebrity Memoir Book Club. |
| 0:24.5 | We are recording face-to-face for the first time in truly weeks and Claire. |
| 0:29.4 | What is it that we're recording? |
| 0:31.1 | Brutal honesty. |
| 0:32.7 | Face-to-face, much like the Maria Abrama-Vitch. |
| 0:35.3 | Who? |
| 0:36.3 | Art exhibit. |
| 0:37.3 | When you're eye-to-eye, you must be your most honest self and what you're about to get |
| 0:41.0 | from here on out is honesty. |
| 0:43.1 | And I just want to say if you don't like honesty, if you're like a little bit of delusion |
| 0:46.8 | with your coffee in the morning, I advise you move on because we're not going to be so |
| 0:51.1 | sweet. |
| 0:52.1 | No, I don't even put sugar in my coffee because I'm a New Yorker bitch. |
| 0:55.5 | I put a little bit of milk because I am soft. |
| 0:58.3 | But this is not a milk podcast. |
| 1:00.0 | Well, I'm a milk girl, but this is not a milk podcast. |
| 1:03.7 | This is the tough stuff. |
| 1:05.7 | The strong juice. |
| 1:07.0 | The wake you up in the morning. |
| 1:08.3 | Snack you on your bottom. |
| 1:09.7 | This is the celery juice detox of the new year that's going to make you a better person |
| 1:13.4 | that you forget to continue in four days. |
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