What up, Whiskey, Ginger fans. Welcome back to the show. It's your first time joining the show. Welcome to the show. We got a good one for you today, and I am on tour. Right now this weekend, this very present moment, I'm in San Francisco. All sold out this weekend. Thank you, San Francisco. Next week, I'm in Brea, Braya, California. Where are you? Come out and see your boy. Tempe improv. I go return to ASU. Hammon, Indiana, right before Thanksgiving. Then in the new year, I'm at Windsor, Ontario, Canada, Bethlehem, PA, Hanover, Maryland, Borgata in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Then San Diego, then Canyonville, Oregon. And, of course, I end this little jaunt in Vegasgas at the wind casino in los vegas in march so come

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the ginger gene is a curse gingers are pugil you. You only $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse. Ginger's, oh, hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers. All right, we're ready. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest is one of my favorite people. I don't know that I say that for all my guests, but I mean once again today. It's El Orlando. El Orlando. El Orlando. Which is not your real name. Everybody knows. Your name is L. Schoenfeldensstein. But why did you change it? You were afraid? Well, yeah, I mean, with all the Israel and Palestine stuff. Good move. Good move. You thought you had to get rid of all that stuff? Yeah, yeah. I just don't want to be connected to anything. That was my first thought was that Orlando's not your real name. It is my real name. That's what everyone thinks. But it does feel like a stage name. It is my real name. It is. I swear. I swear. But it does feel like a stage name. I guess, but it's Italian. Italian. And if you know anything about Italians. If you know about Italians. You don't know nothing about Italian. Yes, I do. And if you know, if you knew anything about Italian, you know that Orlando is Italian is it though for real

for real for real I went to Ellis Island right where my where my boys came came

came true and me my dad went and we went to find our guy and the there's so many

Orlando's really it's like like Orlando, Orlando, Orlando. It's a very common name in southern. Orlando. Orlando. Yeah. And I went there. That sounds Spanish though. Orlando. I know. If it's the last name, it's Italian. If it's the first name, it's Spanish. Is that right? That's right.

Santino is not really a last name. I don't think we found any Santino. It's mostly a first name. Santino Corleone, dude, the godfather. I got killed in the Tollbooth. Why is it your last name? Were your relatives Nazis and then they changed it? Yep. That's what I thought.

That's what I fucking knew it, dude.

You're just, you're just, fucking knew it dude you're just you're just Nazi blood right there that red yeah just streaming through me dude I think I think the rumor was my grandfather my my great grandfather didn't understand the forms

because he was dumb and he his surname

was not

was something else and so they put his first name down as his last name

oh yeah yeah they do that they're like they fucked it up

yeah they're like whatever

your name's retarded get out of here guido just get out of your fucking guido

and he's like 100%

Irish. Come on, leave you a lot. Yeah, yeah. Because my Irish grandfather was like, Santino.

they're like alright that's fine well irish were the lowest on the totem pole we just talked about that we were the bottom you're so um i'm two i'm irish and italian two of the lows of the low worst. That's my dad, Irish and Italian. I think they liked us the least for some reason. I think it's the two worst group of people on the earth combined. So you're a mutant. It's the best. No, you guys are the most toxic, horrible people.

Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who.

He is, too. He's Irish.

And Italian?

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