I'm making a robot head with an Amazon box.

I've painted it silver and Daddy helped me make it.

At Amazon, we're actually using paper bags for more of our deliveries.

And now I'm making a paper hot air balloon and I even made a little brown basket

and I'm making a dog that looks just like Monty.

Just one of the ways we've reduced the weight of our packaging by more than 40% since 2015,

which is still good for playtime.

Mom, where's the scissors?

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I want to tell you to check out the boring podcast.

That's B-O-R, as in Brian, Odie, and Rico, and Howie, the Godfather of Liberty, joined us on the last episode.

It is hilarious.

We do some TV recaps of 90-day fiancé, the show for desperate, ugly people, trying to find love from horny and wealth-hungry young Russians.

In addition to just overall ugly people across the world, finding love and then realizing

that they were sold a false bill of goods.

But we also talk about things like, Am I the Asshole, Reddit stories, people that don't

know if they're the asshole or not, tales of woe.

Of course, our own ridiculous happenings, you know, we drink a lot.

Sometimes we do horrible things.

And then we talk about them on the show.

And the brand new episode, or I should say the brand new segment, Shart Tank,

wherein we take horrible patent ideas and see if we can make them

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