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🗓️ 14 February 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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History should make you feel weird and so, apparently, should diet books.
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0:00.0 | [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ |
0:10.8 | God, it's been so long. I forgot how to do this with you. |
0:13.4 | Isn't it super fucking weird? |
0:15.7 | I don't like it. |
0:16.4 | I don't like it. I either, Michael, I like taking breaks. |
0:18.4 | I'm so glad to be able to talk in a sustained way. |
0:21.7 | I know. |
0:22.7 | Talking. I like it. |
0:24.8 | It's good comma, actually. |
0:26.5 | Okay, I've had like a month to think about this fucking tagline. |
0:29.0 | And I like to come up with this still bad. |
0:31.5 | Welcome to Maintenance Phase, the podcast that has been married nine times, |
0:37.0 | but continues to hope. |
0:39.1 | Is that a thing that I know about her or am I thinking of someone else? |
0:41.4 | Eight times, you were so close. |
0:43.0 | Eight times. |
0:43.8 | Eight times to seven dudes. |
0:46.2 | Oh, really? One of them was a repeat offender? |
0:48.6 | I didn't know that. |
0:49.2 | Yeah, Richard Burton. |
0:50.7 | It's the big one for her. |
0:52.0 | You know, it's the big one. |
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