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This is Fixing Famous People, the podcast where two reality television producers pitch solutions

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But first, let's get to the prefix, your weekly pop culture roundup.

Clistners, you already know.

You already know what we're opening with this week. You already know the story's so big.

It's basically like if Jesus could marry Jesus, this is, this is the A block.

This is the act one. Whenever this wedding's going to be, it is obviously going to be the wedding of the century.

Of the millennium. Of the millennium. That's it. The world's biggest staraged. Taylor Swift engaged to Travis Kelsey. I bet you we won't see one photo from the wedding. I don't know. I bet you it'll be so fucking private. I bet you it'll be I promise you she's going to have people like put their phones in those bags and like check them in. A hundred percent I I'm telling you right now, we won't see one.

It'll be like when Beyonce got married and we didn't know until like months later.

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