Eliza Skinner - Don't Beat the System
Dumb People Town
All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk
4.8 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2019
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Eliza Skinner joins the show this week!
In Story 1, a series of horrible decisions starts in a strip club and ends with a man in the nude, after a bizarre kidnapping.
Story 2 is the tale of a poorly executed birthday cake.
Then, in Story 3, some scary dumbness on the high seas.
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| 0:30.0 | I'm gonna take you down |
| 0:32.2 | Stick around |
| 0:33.2 | Make a sound under down, you stomp people down |
| 0:37.2 | Hey, townies welcome to another episode of dumb people town population you population skitter a lychee |
| 0:44.0 | Skinner, town I was laid on you were laid on it was okay |
| 0:49.0 | Hello, welcome to our show welcome to the town thank you for bringing your wonderful |
| 0:55.4 | Improvisational energy to us. Oh, yes, and I'm so glad to be here. Well usually you keep it on leash |
| 1:02.2 | Yeah, today you're on leash limits |
| 1:04.2 | No, because of another |
| 1:06.4 | Improvisational skill barks at it or a car goes by you know want it to run into the street |
| 1:10.3 | It's gun shy you like to get I'd understand and you haven't gotten your |
| 1:13.9 | Improvisational abilities fixed yet. No, no, I like it to be you know like wild and free in that sense |
| 1:19.7 | So but in the summertime summer months when there is like it could be in heat that does about the wind into a shape or form |
| 1:24.6 | That's the way God intended improv. Okay. You'll let it run away for a few days, but you know it'll come back exactly |
| 1:30.0 | When you leave home and then come back |
| 1:32.4 | Do you often see like the trail mark of just across the top of the couch by your front window of your |
| 1:38.2 | Improvisational skills running back and forth? No, not so much |
| 1:40.4 | But I do see little footprints from outdoor wild improvisational skills try to get at and can smell and are like |
| 1:46.1 | They know yeah, what that torqueo like you know, you gotta be careful for the outdoor wild improvisational skills |
| 1:53.4 | Because they will fuck with what you have. Yeah knows that try to take you down |
| 1:58.3 | You're part of diamond line right? Yes, I was yeah, I always tell people that like for a long time running |
| 2:03.6 | That was one of the best nights of comedy that you could get in this country |
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