4.9 • 6.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2025
⏱️ 181 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | Are you someone who tries to drive all distracted by your phone? |
0:05.0 | Someone who props it on the steering wheel, or peeks down at it for a glance, |
0:10.0 | or just scrolls and scrolls. |
0:13.0 | If so, you could be the next person to get into a thunderbender, |
0:18.0 | get a ticket, veer off the road, or even cause a crash that |
0:22.7 | kills you or someone else. |
0:25.8 | Enough already. |
0:27.5 | Put the phone away or pay. |
0:29.9 | Paid for by Nidza. |
0:32.1 | So I was actually born in North Idaho, but when I was two, my parents moved us to Indonesia |
0:37.0 | because there were missionaries. Wow. My dad I was two, my parents moved us to Indonesia because they were missionaries. |
0:38.3 | Wow. |
0:39.3 | My dad did some crazy, crazy stuff. Going over, you know, 20 miles of open ocean and a freaking dugout |
0:45.3 | canoe with a half-naked travel guy, there's fucking snakes, and everything out in the jungle's |
0:50.3 | trying to kill you, and the people you're trying to make contact with think you're an evil spirit and they'd establish contact with those people and then they'd set up shop in their village |
0:58.8 | for years and learn their language, learn their customs, their culture. |
1:03.2 | Yeah, that's wild. |
1:03.7 | And then they would translate the fucking Bible into that language. |
1:08.7 | This crazy shit. |
1:10.2 | I mean, I know people probably think my parents were |
1:12.9 | irresponsible exposing us to the stuff that we did as little kids. I mean I had a |
1:16.3 | machete when I was eight years old. I got a machete and a Bible for my eighth birthday. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Mike Ritland, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Mike Ritland and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.