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Football Cliches

Tom Whiter

Sports, Football, Soccer

4.9 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the greatest player ever to have a surname that starts with the same letter their first name ends with, Morgan Gibbs-White's other hat-trick against Burnley, a chucklesome commentator's curse, Matt Upson tackles some mundane social-video questions, Canadian rock bands in early 90s Premier League commentary, the only English club to have won a competitive game on all five terrestrial TV channels and Matt Le Tissier's battle with the AI chatbots. Meanwhile, the panel tackle the Happy Hunting Grounds Ladder once more. Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Play the new Happy Hunting Grounds daily quiz at games.footballcliches.com Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	How am I going to figure this out of this month?
0:02.0	So many bills?
0:03.0	Kids, lunch is at school.
0:04.0	They need any new cars.
0:06.0	Gas and electric.
0:08.0	25 pounds.
0:09.0	20 pounds.
0:10.0	25 pounds.
0:11.0	$25.
0:12.0	$25.
0:13.0	New government policies are making every day easier,
0:17.0	like offering 30 hours funded childcare to help working families save on average £8,000 per year.
0:23.4	This is just one of the ways the UK government is tackling the cost of living.
0:27.4	See more at gov.uk.U.K. slash cost of living help.
0:30.2	Every time I play, I wish that I could win.
0:35.6	Vortex.
0:36.0	We are Vortex Vortex Vortex We're my hobby fast
0:38.3	I'm gonna win at last
0:40.3	We are Vortexcom
0:42.3	And we've given away millions of pounds of prizes
0:44.3	We've recently just given away quarter of a million pounds
0:47.3	to Hannah from Trioin
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