Eliminate One Holiday
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 14 June 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello Julie, welcome to the men's room. |
| 0:03.4 | Ola! |
| 0:04.4 | Julie, sober, not sober. |
| 0:07.5 | Not sober. |
| 0:08.5 | How was your big-handed birthday? |
| 0:10.5 | No. |
| 0:11.5 | You know, I debated on calling in today. |
| 0:15.0 | I have to give you guys the price. |
| 0:17.0 | You could want anywhere with that birthday request. |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah, sure. |
| 0:21.0 | Did you make your man's wee wee look real small by grabbing your hand around it? |
| 0:24.0 | No. Okay. All right, you get to eliminate one holiday there, Julie. Is it Father's Mother's Day, |
| 0:29.6 | Thanksgiving, Christmas Hanukkah, or the 4th of July? |
| 0:33.0 | Father's Mother's Day. |
| 0:35.0 | What are you doing for Father's Day? |
| 0:38.0 | Nothing. I'm not celebrating my ex. |
| 0:40.0 | Well, how was your Mother's Day? |
| 0:42.0 | Your ex. Well, yeah, I don't have a father. |
| 0:43.0 | Well, yeah, I don't have a father. |
| 0:46.0 | They're both gone. |
| 0:47.0 | So, yeah, so my kids have their dad, but you know. |
| 0:51.0 | You're not going to celebrate the children's father the man that you laid with |
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